Introducing...

Picture yourself driving on County Road 99 (a boring road).  The kids are sleeping the backseat, and while you're thankful for the momentary silence, it is with resignation that you accept that bedtime just isn't happening tonight.  Your thoughts wander to the various blogs to which you've subscribed (all parenting related) and it occurs to you that you are at least as smart as those moms.  You have things to say.  You have Profound Thoughts.  You should have a blog, too.  Perhaps you are, in fact, a literary prodigy, and will become one of those people who are actually paid to have Profound Thoughts and share them with the world.  Yes, you smile to yourself, Nobel Peace Prize winner.

Or I'll just write whatever floats through my sleep deprived brain.  That works, too.

Disclaimer: I make no apologies for the abrasive humor, lack of technical prowess, stream-of-consciousness inanity, poor grammar, misspellings, and dark thoughts about my children.  Subscribe at your own risk.